Hottie in Aisle 7

Dear World,

I think I saw you at Wholefoods singles night last night. I was there looking for tofu and catnip to make vegetarian kitty treats for my cutest kitty cats Fuzzo and Netanyahu. You may remember me, I had Netanyahu in a kitty carrier. He had been a noisy little thing until he heard the calming musical stylings of Laura Vecchione. He was lulled into a purring sleep. That's when I saw you, World. You were selecting a pasta sauce and I crossed my fingers. You chose a garlic and herb! My favorite. It must be kismet. That there would be two people who like the same pasta sauce? The very same?

World. I've been a little lonely it's true. And also World? I've been learning to make foods with hot chillies, a well known aphrodisiac. World. I'm hot for you. So meet me next month at the May Wholefoods Singles night. Won't you? I'll be looking for you.

Ready for a little Succotash?
-Jessica