Get out of my mouth

World,

Look. I already think you are hot. Trust me, I am checking you out already. There is no need for you to put on so much stink in the morning. Your cologne and perfume was so strong on the T this morning that I could taste it in my mouth. Get out of my mouth World! I am so serious about this. If I had wanted you in there I would have invited you nicely and perhaps taken you out to dinner first. From now on, less is more World. Better yet, just smell clean. You don't need to be a bouquet of flowers and musky smells. When I yawn I don't want to taste 20 old women on their way to a big bingo outing. Cool it. If I want that taste I'll lick a Vogue magazine, 'kay? Right.

-Jess