Fact: Futons are the devil to move. They are all floppy and cumbersome. They are heavier than they appear and when two people each grab an end to lift them they sag in the middle and continue to touch the ground. Futons also have no edges to grab onto making it difficult to hang onto them. Therefore futons are definitely the devil to move.
Fact: Futons are also the devil. Having been to hell and back I can confidently tell you that the overlord of the afterlife for unpenitent sinners is a futon. I'm not talking about some cute anime character of a devil but rather a large double fold, 10 inch thick, memory foam devil. A big mean old futon with a metal frame that has a tendency to heat up very quickly in the fiery pits of hell and burn your elbow something fierce if you attempt to sit down on him in hopes of watching a little post-mortem cable.
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
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